Modern-Day Golden Calves: Are We Worshipping Riches & WiFi? (The Inner Life with Patrick Conley)

So, The Inner Life with Patrick Conley just served up a spiritual reality check with Fr. John LoCoco.

Let’s break down what they talked about. You can listen to the whole hour here!


What’s an Idol Today, Anyway?

It’s not a statue of a cow in your basement. 🐮🚫

Fr. LoCoco throws it way back to the Israelites and the golden calf, reminding us that idolatry isn’t about ditching God entirely, it’s about saying:

🗣️ “Yeah, God’s great… but I also need [insert favorite distraction here].”

So anytime we put our security, comfort, or identity in anything besides God… we’ve just made a little modern-day idol. 🧎‍♂️📱💸


🔍 How to Spot the Sneaky Idols in Your Life:

Father explains some red flags 🚩 that you might be sliding into idolatry:

-You’re lowkey panicking when you’re without your phone. 📱🙃

-You feel “off” if something disrupts your perfectly color-coded calendar. 🗓️😤

-You lose peace if your Amazon package is late by, like, 20 minutes. 📦🕐

Modern idols don’t look like statues… they look like:

-Our phones 📲

-Our schedules

-Our desire to control every little thing 🕹️

-Even our own will 🙇‍♂️

Basically, anything that makes you go “I can’t live without ___” might be an idol in disguise.


🧠 The Root of Idolatry? Anxiety & Control

Fr. John points out that idols are born from anxiety: like the Israelites panicking when Moses took too long. We start grasping for stuff when we don’t fully trust God’s timing or plan.

🙋‍♂️ Ever check your phone 83 times during a grocery trip? He gets it. He’s been there. He even started leaving his phone at home like it’s 1995… and he survived.


⏳ Time = Worship

Want to find your idols? Check your screen time report. 😬 Father says the cold-hard truth: “What we give our time to, we give our hearts to.”

-Spend 2 hours scrolling and 2 minutes praying? That’s a spiritual math problem worth solving. 📉🙏


😱 Materialism, Mammon & That Amazon Addiction

One of the biggest idols today? Consumerism.

-We want fast.

-We want easy.

-We want it NOW. 🛒⚡

Fr. LoCoco calls out our “Prime Delivery Panic” and microwave-level patience. Because we don’t just consume… we let what we consume start consuming us.

🧵 He encourages us to “do things the slow, hard, holy way.” Bake the bread. Build the thing. Find God in the process, not the package.


💪 Practical Ways to Fight Modern Idols:

-🚫 Try leaving your phone behind, on purpose.

-🛑 Delay gratification just to remind yourself that you can.

-Practice some healthy discomfort. Lent is a prime time (ha) to root out idols.

-🙏 Make prayer your first response, not your backup plan.


🎙️ Listener Spotlight: Phyllis’s Testimony = 💯

Phyllis called in, sharing how unemployment shook her faith. At first, she trusted God. As the job hunt dragged on, anxiety crept in. When she finally got a job, she felt relief but also guilt for feeling secure in something other than God.

Fr. John clapped back with encouragement:

💡 “Struggling isn’t failure; it’s part of the fight for faith.”

Yes. Just staying in the spiritual ring counts as a win. 👏👊


TL;DR: Are You Worshipping Without Realizing It?

Ask yourself:

-What do I turn to for comfort before God?

-What would totally wreck me if it was taken away?

-Am I reflecting God’s glory… or just my own Pinterest board?

👀 If you’re unsure, Lent is your golden opportunity (not calf 🐄) to check yourself.


“You become like what you worship.” 💭

So…don’t become your Amazon cart, your Instagram grid, or your daily planner. Become like Jesus. That’s the goal. ✨


Need a modern idol detox? Try a little prayer, penance, and holy patience. God’s not asking for a piece of your pie… He wants the whole pie. 🥧💖

Let’s give it to Him.

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